Thursday, February 23, 2012

Maidan

Next Station: Maidan
अगला स्टेशन: मैदान
পরবর্তী স্তাতীয়ন: ময়দান (Parabarti Station: Moidaan) [Though I always thought the announcement was boroboti!!]


Well... Yes... they actually announce this in the metro after the "Robindro Shodan" Station. The pronunciation of the word "Maidan" is different. But that's got to do with the Bengali language. And just as differently they call the place, they see the place differently too. Maidan is one huge playground for us, but a completely different planet for Calcuttans (I hear they like being called that... over Kolkatans!!)


A Calcuttan's view of Maidan:
I guess, when a Calcuttan goes on a Sunday to Maidan to play, regardless of the time or sport.. this is what he/she sees:





I guess they get lost in the beauty and go ahead and pick any spot to play... ANYWHERE!!!!

And like all things in life, there is a flipside....


A non-Calcuttan's view of Maidan:
When you enter the expanse of Maidan, all you can see is - PEOPLE.. People running... people running behind balls... people running behind small balls, big balls, white balls, red balls, chequered balls, colored balls, leather balls, tennis balls, soccer balls, volleyballs..


You will even see dogs, birds and horses running!! When a fast bowler is running at you, what you need to be scared of is not his short pitched delivery which might hit your head or the yorker which might smack on your toe. What you really need to be scared is a free kick taken by the "Man Utd" shirts team v/s "Arsenal" shirts team!!


I heard Ganguly grew up in stature in these grounds. No wonder he was such a good "fielder". There is always someone 2 feet from you ball, wherever you hit it. What's the need to field it huh??


And why is he regarded as one of the best captains for India? If you can manage to make your team play cricket in Maidan without getting distracted, you can def lead a country!!!


But Calcuttan or non-Calcuttan, if you are in Calcutta, you must play cricket in Maidan.. regardless of the commotion, cacophony and confusion, it is still one of the best places in Calcutta. Get a decent group, get a few stumps, a ball and a bat and you are good to go. Don't worry about rules, the more you play, the more of MCG (Maidan Cricket Ground) rules you make up..


And if you are in Calcutta and are looking for a Sunday morning cricket, do give me a buzz.. Will let you know!!


And yeah.. finally I have managed to explain no.7!!



Update:
Came across an interesting bit of "Maidan Belief" a few days ago while playing a match. The belief is that, the cricket bat should always be kept the blade facing up and never let the bat flat on the ground as..... wait for it....... "the runs will flow away from the bat to the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


So next time you're playing cricket remember this:







Friday, February 3, 2012

List no: 15 explained - Chopping of limp noodles!!

High Paanch!



Yes.. I am not sleepy.. and some MFs are drilling away to glory on the main road.. I doubt I will get sleep either.. So here goes the first story:

Everyone knows about High Five's where it looks something like this:





But our style is a Five and a Fist (which has been called a Flump.. saaaad name I say!!!!!)






The description is wrong, because in our case, we know that we are going for a high five and a fist!! So... Flump off..

How it actually looks like is this: (Me - Fedex, Varun - Sampras.. [ePIC!!])



So now for the Etymology of High Paanch:

Five in Hindi is Paanch and Punch in Bengali is "Paanch" ;)

So there you go.. It's not a Flump, you idiots.. Its a HIGH PAANCH!!

Those small things at Work



OK.. Disclaimer.. I am sure you will understand very few of these.. and I promise.. I will explain most of them in my coming posts.. They are integral to our work!! :) May be even more important than our vlookup and pivot tables..

And you will also notice a lot of food related stuff.. yes.. we are a foody bunch and love our time offs from the work to do some R&R and bitching (more of the second one ;) ) Well.. here goes the collection.. And credit goes to Varun Singh, Arun Sriram, Ankur Bhatia, Prafull Kumar (PK) Srivastava sir, Sheel, Abhishek Sriram for making this list worth mentioning.. and special thanks to Varun for not yet helping me out with this list!! ;)

Here it goes!!

1. "High Paanch"s [Long story.. some other time I guess]

2. 4 bucks tea

3. Jhal muri

4. Sandwich and Veg. Noodles (and fight with the outlet guy why he doesn't keep Yippee!)

5. Chilla

6. Coffee on the 5th Floor Virginia House

7. Cricket in Maidan

8. Random bakar on "Office team" on Whatsapp (which I am no longer a part of of!!)

9. Gol gappa

10. Roshagulla at Gangaur

11. P K Sir's - /2 coffee

12. Ankur's "Ghanta" tune

13. Varun's "Green Me"pan

14. Arun's "Eh"s and "aaaaaaHello??"s

15. B's "Chopping limp noodles"

16. AIIISSSEEEE KAISSSSEEE YAARRRR??

17. "Kya bataan kar raha baiiii??"

18. Abhishek's "Order extra rice for me!!"

19. Aiiiisaaaa hai.....

20. You meow meows!!!

My team.. The only few guys who make my life better here!!


Not a good day



It starts of with a groggy start.. when you know, deep down, that this day is so effed!! Dragging myself to the washroom, somehow dressing myself, just wonder, "Can't I just bunk and submit a leave letter later??"

Anyways, the saving grace of the day (and most days) is Didi's breakfast.. (blah blah blah.. I would have described the entire day but in no mood..) [See... I told you I was lazy]

Yeah. so we are in the evening and we start getting queries on the dashboard we had sent (dashboard - measures our branches.. don't ask me anything else!!) And then I realize that there is something wrong.. Though the impact would be nullified by us soon, the whole point is:

1. I hate doing mistakes (who doesn't huh?)

2. I hate letting my team down.. (I hope those guys aren't reading this.. especially @versatilevarun)

So, that's how the day ended on a "I am pissed off" note.. and I just had to talk about.. I did tell @ashwini_ravi.. but thought would write it down too..

Now let me end this idiotic post.. which I am sure doesn't make any sense even if I myself read it after a few months.. goodnight.. let's see if I continue this one at least.

PS: In case you are reading this, you like this (HA HA!!!).. then do follow @sriharikraman ... heard he tweets very similar to me and knows everything about me!!

I am not good at this I guess



I really don't know why I am writing this you know! And I don't even know whether there is something I want to blog about. A few of my friends have blogged about Marketing gyan for which they have done some amazing research, insights and put loads of hard work. Sorry.. I am too lazy for all that..

A few write about short stories and incidents of their lives in an extremely beautiful way.. I don't think I am that talented.. And those are the only 2 types of blogs I have read.. so you know I am a novice at this..

But hell.. who cares.. I am just going to write.. whatever comes to my mind.. I don't even know how many ppl will end up reading this in the first place!!

I will, however, tell you why I wrote this post..

Technical Issues

Due to some technical issues pointed out by my friends.. I have decided to shift to blogspot.. so first.. need to post my first few ones here I guess!! Here goes nothing!!